Sarcastic Facts about Naruto Characters

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A witty or sarcastic comment about the Naruto character, often highlighting contradictions or amusing aspects of their personality or storyline.

Itachi Uchiha

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Master of genjutsu and emotional damage

Believes ramen is a food group

His hair defies gravity

Hair more fabulous than his battle skills

His hair is so spiky it could probably deflect kunai

His piercings are more numerous than his morals

Spent years as a grumpy old man cosplayer

Died before seeing his godson become Hokage

His sand is more protective than helicopter parents

Reads porn in public shamelessly

His cells are so special they're basically ninja steroids

Secretly loves belly rubs

Gets defeated more often than he changes bodies

Retired but still can't escape paperwork

Her bust size increases with her anger

His raps are so bad they could probably defeat enemies on their own

He's so serious he probably invented a jutsu to never smile

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Has a weird obsession with cubes

Can't decide if he wants to destroy or protect Konoha

His hair is so perfect it makes even Orochimaru jealous

His eyebrows are so thick they could probably stop a shuriken

Defeated by the power of friendship and plot armor

His skin is so blue he probably gets mistaken for a shark at the beach

His genjutsu is so strong it could probably make Orochimaru give up on immortality

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